Help Decide Future X-Treme Reading Segments

Hi Penguins!
We'd like to hear your suggestionss for our X-TREME READING segment! We've got a new segment each week, which means we need LOTS of suggestions.

To get you started, here are a few we've come up with so far:
 * Poorly translated robot text
 *  Extreme newspaper rapping
 * Speak like a pirate
 * Backwards reading
Now it's your turn! Comment below with your suggestions for future X-TREME READING segments.
Waddle on,
-Club Penguin Team